i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling
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shipocalypse:
siamesecats:
ok
This popped up on my dash while my mother was around and she looked at me and was like, “This is the website you spend all day on.”


Yes, mother. Yes it is.
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curiositycounts:
Profound wisdom is something many of us hope we will one day have. But until then, surround yourself with inspiration like this poster series started by Maxistentialism. Another wonderful whim brought to life by Kickstarter. Hooray for the internet!
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Sometimes
You just wanna beat your old French teacher shitless with her own textbook after getting your 54^infinity bullshit assignment.
please do this. cure my boredom <3
waychil:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
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monochromeprince:
so if a chick says she took a hiddles to the uterus it means she thinks he’s too attractive for her to handle but if i say i took a hiddles to the testicles it just sounds weird

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